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sayings or quotes

Seargent06Seargent06 MemberFull Members
edited May 2013 in Forum Games
post any sayings or quotes you find funny or interesting.....


Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
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\"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"

Comments

  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited October 2007
    If I had a tumor, I would name it Marla...

    Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it, but you can't.

    Bob had open-faced sandwich with rye bread globular mammary encasements...

    Bob had b*tch t*ts

    Ahh fight Club.... I could go on forever

    that was the coolest profanity filter ever...



    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Daughter of ChaosDaughter of Chaos Member Full Members
    edited October 2007
    "Western civilization...now there's an idea!" - Mohandas (Mahatma) K. Gandhi
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited November 2007
    On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2007
    Everyone has a photographic memory? some just don?t have film.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited November 2007
    <div>
    (Seargent06 @ Nov. 13 2007,06:58)</div><div class="QUOTEHEAD">QUOTE</div><div class="QUOTE">Everyone has a photographic memory? some just don?t have film.</div>
    Good one!

    "You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick..."
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Kayla SilverhandKayla Silverhand New Member Full Members
    edited November 2007
    ...I haven't had noithin that twixed my nethers that ain't run on batteries. - Kaylee, Movie:Serenity
  • RainaRaina Member Full Members
    edited November 2007
    Say you draw something and someone else draws something RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. What do you call that?
    I dunno, tracing?
    See? Admit it, you're a tracer.~Chasing Amy
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    you can be happy on the outside but really on the inside no one knows what your really feeling.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited October 2008
    "You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bedmaking you'll be doing."
    So close...And yet so far...
  • flamethrowerflamethrower Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Live free or die. -New Hampshire state slogan.
  • AurianAurian Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    My provinces' slogan is "The Best Place on Earth."

    Wow, just asking for the smart Moo, isn`t it?
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    "There is time enough for everything in the course of the day, if you do but one thing at once, but there is not time enough in the year, if you will do two things at a time."

    --Lord Chesterfield, in a letter to his son
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited October 2008
    "I want neither to harm nor be harmed."
  • DuceDuce Now in Lemon Flavor Full Members
    edited October 2008
    "I once heard the grass was greener on the other side. So I went over there and sprayed weed killer everywhere. Now who's greener, b***?"
    The labels on inflammable objects really should use larger print. Being arrested for arson just cause you don't see 20/20 is stupid.
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited October 2008
    "I'm going to come down on you like a mountain range!"
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited November 2008
    "I don't hate you beacuse you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
    So close...And yet so far...
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2008
    "Life is interesting sometimes, and can be ok other times, and can hurt you if you dont watch out"
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited February 2012
    It is only when the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize that we cannot eat money
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • robinthoms2robinthoms2 New Member Full Members
    edited July 2012
    "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."
  • RocksyRocksy New Member Full Members
    edited May 2013
    How about VIDEOGAME quotes? Especially RPG character quotes?
    Jeez.
  • PawsPaws Purr RPGamer Staff
    edited May 2013
    How about it's a topic that's been essentially dead for four years, it's a forum game, it's not in a video game specific forum, and even if none of those things were true, your attitude still sucks.

    Closed.
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