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Attack the Next Poster!

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  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    With what you have in your sig, I just might be interested.

    <--Waits for the shock and awe to take effect.

    Defense complete

    I attack with massively imposing boolean algebra.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    i try to do the algebra but i fail. since im a failure.

    I attack the next poster with having to do a research paper on plate tectonics and having to find out the chemical formula for magnetite.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited October 2008
    I answer the chemical formula but get it wrong, failing kindergarten for the forth time.

    I attack the next poster by falling in love with them.
    So close...And yet so far...
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    I wear a full body mirror, thus redirecting Suke's affection on himself. Enjoy that Narcissus. laugh.gif

    I attack with GRAN REY CERO!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • DuceDuce Now in Lemon Flavor Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Duce defends with ignorance. What he doesn't know can't hurt him!

    Duce attacks with an abnormally large calculator.
    The labels on inflammable objects really should use larger print. Being arrested for arson just cause you don't see 20/20 is stupid.
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Aquila defends with an abnormally large calculus problem. Seriously, I could kill someone with this integral!

    Aquila attacks with a singing mecha in space!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Bainick counters with Erkle.

    Bainick sends out his Erkle army (or however its spelt).
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    fights back and wins

    inflicts the next poster to have to anwer one of Aquila's calculus problems and geochemestry problems, and if they get it wrong they are tortured by cannibals trying to eat them.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • DuceDuce Now in Lemon Flavor Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Duce defends with Writing Major. Duce is exempt from all Math.

    Duce attacks with piano wire.
    The labels on inflammable objects really should use larger print. Being arrested for arson just cause you don't see 20/20 is stupid.
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    <--Plays a drum solo with a solid gold violin on Duce's head

    <--Attacks with full nude spread pictures of me.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    i like it and look at them

    I attack the next poster with pictures of me naked or in a maid costume
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ACP runs off with the pictures, cackling with glee. blush.gif

    In the place of those pictures, ACP leaves pictures of Walter Mondale in a maid outfit. Why ACP would even have these pictures is not recorded in the annals of history. Anyway, they're the next poster's problem now!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Smacks him up a bit and sends him back to ACP wearing nothing but a leaf over his man part pleading for mercy to let him go and if she does he will do anything for her so long as he doesnt get sent back to Seargent.

    I attack the next poster with ACP wanting to play torture with them in a dungeon or a room with a bed with ties to strap them down with.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    I walk up to ACP with a gimp mask on and tell her to make me her... well that word is filtered, but suffice to say... where am I? rock.gif

    <--attacks the next poster with images from the above scenario.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    loves it and grabs Aquila and jumps on to him and goes into the room and have lots of fun.

    attacks the next poster with images of what Aquila and I are doing?
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ACP is too far gone into craziness to be disturbed by such things. ACP's status is unchanged!

    ACP throws a bucket of ice water on the next poster in an attempt to discourage further raunchiness. tounge2.gif
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    the ice water just makes my nippies hard and makes Aquila realy happy.


    attacks the next poster with lots of bear hugs.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ACP's ribs are crushed. Let the healing begin!

    While incapacitated, ACP tries to attack the next poster with mind power. Hah!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    the mind power doesn't affect me.

    I attack the next poster with a bucket over the head of fish guts and fish heads and then put in a pool with a shark.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Well, its beter then cleaning out the industrial bin at work...

    Forces the next poster to clean said bin!
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    doesnt clean it and leaves it for whoever comes along to clean it.

    attacks the next poster with pics of me and Aquila in bed together and makes them look at them.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ACP adds it to a growing folder of Seargent/Aquila fetish porn. ACP's moral decay accelerates!

    ACP traps the next poster behind a brick wall, just like in Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado." Wicked! mad.gif
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Wine give me explosive farts. The wall falls on ACP and I drunk laugh.

    <--attacks next poster with explosive wine farts
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    i pass out and i am unconcious from the powerful wine fart and there's no way to wake me out of it yet.

    I attack the next poster with a lot of food that you eat and get food poisoning for a whole two years.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • LimeLime New Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Poisons the food before it can poison me.

    Attacks the next poster with my uber n00berness!
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Defended!

    Attacks next poster with a VF-25 Messiah!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Defends by ignoring link and living in ignorance, not a huge move.

    Attacks the next poster with bad American Soapy acting.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ignores it and laughs at the fact of ignoring it.

    attacks the next poster with ice balls and ice daggers being thrown at them.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • DuceDuce Now in Lemon Flavor Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Duce is so hot the ice melts before it reachs him!

    Duce's hotness evaporates the water from the ice and turns it into a raincloud which rains on the next poster!
    The labels on inflammable objects really should use larger print. Being arrested for arson just cause you don't see 20/20 is stupid.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    i dance in the rain enjoying it with Aquila.

    I attack the next poster with a Bleach and acid combination that blinds them.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
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