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Attack the Next Poster!

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  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Hah! Goggles! (But my mouth was open a little, though. Bleah.)

    ACP rains popovers down on the next poster for 23 hours. Tasty at first, but deadly before the end!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Bainick uses the next poster as an umbreller, to protect himself from the tasty treats of death.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Suke eats the tasty treats and has a tasty death.

    Suke charges his lazer and fires it at the next poster.
    So close...And yet so far...
  • DuceDuce Now in Lemon Flavor Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Duce counters with a Falcon Paunch, and hits the lazer, now upgraded to a Shoop-Da-Whoop, at the next poster.
    The labels on inflammable objects really should use larger print. Being arrested for arson just cause you don't see 20/20 is stupid.
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Nergal presses Z or R twice and does a Barrel Roll, deflecting the projectile!

    Nergal tampers with the next poster's G-Diffuser!
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Bainick's G Diffuser is tampered with.

    Next poster gets the deadly egg gas that is the reaction to said tampering.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    wears a gas mask and avoids the deadly egg gas.

    attacks the next poster with lots of bear hugs.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Bainick doesn't defend. Is bear hugged.

    Bainick attacks with a cricket bat.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ACP dances out of the way.

    ACP attacks the next poster with DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Suke happily accepts this death as it is the only right way to die. He is soon judged by the Chocolate gods to be the most worthy of all humans and is given immortality if he eats at least one bar of chocolate every day.

    Suke attacks the next poster with a cute kitten, who happens to be the vessel for the soul of the devil.
    So close...And yet so far...
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    ignores the kitten and continues on.

    attacks the next poster with magma.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Nergal stays above the Earth's surface.

    Nergal steals the next poster's game collection and replaces it with copies of Superman 64 and Big Rigs.
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited October 2008
    Joke's on Nergal: my game collection only consisted of rescued copies of that ET game from 'way back. My game collection has been improved!

    For the next poster: Pocky Attack!!!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited October 2008
    eats the pocky and loves it.

    attacks the next poster with walnuts and chocolate covered ants.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited November 2008
    Oh crud, thats me, and its chocolate... NOM NOM NOM... BLEEEEEEEEEGH... NOM NOM NOM

    Attacks the next poster with projectile vomit.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2008
    gets sick for a few days and then is all better.

    attacks the next poster with Lots of AXE.
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    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • SukeSuke Sexy Back Full Members
    edited November 2008
    Rubs the AXE all over his body and is then poucned on my hundreds of sexy women.

    Throws a cute, lovable puppy with aids, rabies, HIV, cancer, the clap, crabs, and mad cow at the next poster
    So close...And yet so far...
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2008
    detains the puppy and gets it help before i got bit.

    attacks the next poster by making them write and give a persuasive and informative speech.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited November 2008
    I totally blow it off, to play video games.

    Blows next posters characters head off with a shotty aka Fallout 3, in some multiplayer shooting game.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2008
    avoids the attack and fights back

    attacks the next poster with metamorphic rocks and garnet.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited November 2008
    Uses his lack of knowledge of rocks to think they are some sort of snack food, yum yum and all that.

    Eats the next poster, after turning them into chocolate.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Seargent06Seargent06 Member Full Members
    edited November 2008
    avoids the attack and explains to him what metamorphic rocks are and what garnet's are.
    Here are some links to look at metamorphic rock discription
    garnet info


    attacks the next poster with scalding hot water.
    [url=\"http://obelisk1planethell.blogspot.com\"]Visit my blog[/url]

    \"Smile It will confuse people and make them wonder what your thinking\"
  • King Luca BlightKing Luca Blight Member Full Members
    edited December 2008
    The hot water luckily melts the ice block I've been trapped in for months.

    Uses his size 12 steel-toed boots on the next posters family jewels.
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited December 2008
    Nergal's jewels are made of pure adamantium. The attack is completely ineffective!

    Nergal rips a hole in spacetime and pushes the next poster inside!
  • SiliconNooBSiliconNooB Member Full Members
    edited December 2008
    SiliconNoob is quickly able to plug the breach in the spacetime continueum with Kevin Rudd's rotund head.

    SiliconNoob throws the next poster into a pit and tells them "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose."
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  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited December 2008
    Nergal puts the lotion in the basket.

    Nergal forces the next poster to read Pauline Hanson and Fred Nile quotes.
  • SiliconNooBSiliconNooB Member Full Members
    edited December 2008
    SiliconNoob claws out his eyeballs in abject despair.

    SiliconNoob notices that the next poster is eating a hotdog and stealthily replaces their sausage with a lit stick of cartoon dynamite.
    Lusipurr.com: One man's monument to himself!
    9 out of 10 Dentists recomend UNDERBOOB!
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited January 2009
    Me has already eaten hotdogs at Telstra Dome, and if I can survive that, i van surely survive a bit of explosives.

    Me gets a few figs, some baby oik, and some rats...
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Neosonic97Neosonic97 New Member Full Members
    edited October 2011
    I defend by Evaporating the Baby Oil, Frying the Figs and Rats.

    I then Multicast Flare, Holy and Ultima to obliterate the next Poster.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited October 2011
    I put up a particularly powerful shell/shield cocktail and the obliteration bounces harmlessly off

    I toss a sticky grenade at the next poster
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
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