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Evil Genie

Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_oFull Members
edited October 2011 in Forum Games
Premiss of the game is simple, just make a wish after granting the previous poster's wish. What's the catch? I has to be a not so pleasant granting. For instance.
Quote: wrote:
I wish for a million dollars

The next poster would post that the wish is granted and adds a condition, such as:
Quote: wrote:
Granted, but it's a Zimbabwean million dollar bill; worth only 20 American cents.

Sadly, that is about what $1 million Zimbabwean dollars are worth. Bad inflation and a collapse of national credit. But I digress. To start things rolling:

I wish I could fly.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II

Comments

  • AdremmelechAdremmelech The Original Playa... Full Members
    edited March 2010
    Granted!

    Unfortunately you didnt specify how you would like to be able to fly so a propeller grows out of your butt and lifts you into the stratosphere. You can never come back to the ground. Later you marry a goose and she complains about smell of the propeller. GET TO WASHING IT!!
    =======================

    I wish to be Bruce Campbell!
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited March 2010
    Granted! You are magically transported into Bruce Campbell and start to grow out of him (just like in Army of Darkness). You fully separate from Bruce Campbell, a perfect copy of him, but he has the gun. Remember, "Good, Bad," he's the guy with the gun.

    I wish I could control a black hole.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited March 2010
    Done! Here's your remote control. But the actual controlling device at the remote end is sitting just barely on this side of the event horizon, so it takes a looooooooooong time for any command to be executed. Heh, your time-space anomaly is on dial-up!

    I wish for more time to play video games.
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • AdremmelechAdremmelech The Original Playa... Full Members
    edited March 2010
    Granted! *Cha-CLANG!* You have now been chained to the worst gaming console of all time, the Virtual Boy! Uh oh There's a brand new game being released! E.T The Extraterrestrial 3D!!!! An IV has been inserted into your veins!! You've been glued to a toilet!! Virtual Boy controller superglued to your hands!! Enjoy an eternity in Red 3D HELL!!!!!

    I wanna be rich! Make that happen!
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited March 2010
    You wanna be Rich? Very Well your name is Richard.

    I wish my cat was young again.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
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  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited April 2010
    He is now a feisty zombiekitty, young and fresh turned.

    I wish that I knew what to wish for.
  • flamethrowerflamethrower Member Full Members
    edited April 2010
    Granted. But now you've wasted your wish, good luck getting another one.

    I wish for a million dollars. Please don't reuse the answer from post #1.
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Hands off the parfait! Administrators
    edited April 2010
    Granted, but after taxes, you are left with $20.

    I wish I could speak and understand every language in existance.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

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  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited April 2010
    Done, but all languages are turned into pig latin, for every single word.

    I wish for decent RPG's this year.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
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    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • LassicLassic Member Full Members
    edited April 2010
    Consider it done but the good RPG's only appeared for Japanese cellphones leaving only shovelware for the consoles

    I want to be immortal
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited April 2010
    You are immortalised as a paint carving by some loony. You dye a hideous death however soon afterwards, yet the artworks lasts forever (later to be viewed on the bellies of fat men).

    I wish for fish.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • MeoTwister5MeoTwister5 Member Full Members
    edited April 2010
    Here you go Bain, a dead goldfish floating upside down in it's bowl.

    I wish I wore spandex. Sexy Spandex.
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited April 2010
    Your in a full Spandex suit, though very very damp...

    I wish for my own theme music!
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Congratulations, it's Katamari Damacy on the vuvuzela!

    I wish for a pineapple.
  • MeoTwister5MeoTwister5 Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Here's one, but you'll get it the way Hitler gets it in Liile Nicky.

    I wish FFXIII had an Asian release.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done, but its like Demon's Souls, only everything is in cuneiform

    I wish I could eat more sugar
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Congratulations, you gave yourself diabetes. (sadly I have it IRL).

    I wish I was the president.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Congratz, you are president of the UTSLC (United Taint Sweat Lovers Club)

    I wish I was master of the universe
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • MeoTwister5MeoTwister5 Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    You are now He-Man, One of the Masters of the Universe. Except you don't look as manly in a loincloth. At all.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done, but know you know nothing else, and you're out of wishes.

    I wish I was in holland at the moment (watches Tour de fronce)
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done, you are in Holland, but now are suddenly blind and deaf.

    I wish it was not so hot here
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done, its now Sub Zero.

    I wish I had some sporting skill.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done, you are a pro fly fisher

    I wish I was hiking right now
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Done. Welcome to hiking on Mars, minus oxygen.

    I wish the wind was not as fast.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
    Steam: bain_nick Add me, maybe we can play something together.
    League of Legends: NA Server: Bainick
    The problem with HM/RF games for me, is the opposite of my issues in real life.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited October 2010
    Done, there is no more wind and you're parasailing

    I wish I didn't sweat so much
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • SiliconNooBSiliconNooB Member Full Members
    edited October 2010
    Granted, you are now coated in waterproof adhesive.

    I wish Yoichi Wada was sacked, tarred, feathered, run out of town, and exiled to to the ice planet of Hoth.
    Lusipurr.com: One man's monument to himself!
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  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited October 2010
    Granted, someone swapped your IDs and pictures and the angry mob mistook you for Yoichi

    I wish I wouldn't get so many head aches!
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Neosonic97Neosonic97 New Member Full Members
    edited October 2011
    Granted, but now you get more Stomach aches.

    I wish to be able to run faster than the speed of sound!
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