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Last person to post here, wins

shentinoshentino MemberFull Members
edited October 2011 in Forum Games
Simple game.

The winner is determined by the identity of the author of the last post.

And since this is an RPG site, keep it RPish. Users who post RP-less one-liners will be disqualified.



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Comments

  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Eh? No introductory post to kick it off? I am not sure I get the game.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    It's quite simple really. You posted, so you won...until now since I posted so now I win.

    And for the RP flair...

    *steals the last post right out from under Rah's nose, dashing off into the sunset*

    I guess you could consider it a cross between keepaway and a baton race. The last post is the baton, and everyone fights to be the one to run off with it.

    This game is surprisingly popular on other message boards. Highland, for example, had quite a long version of this thread back in their heyday.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Rahl hurls his trusty boomerang at Shentinos fleeing form, ripping victory from his gleeful grasp. He then retreats to the mountain pass.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited July 2010
    ...Where Nergal had set up Rahl the bomb! The ensuing explosion handily and miraculously propels the post into Nergal's grasp. Victoly!!!
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    But the force of the propelled post throws Nergal to the ground, sliding into a nearby sewer system. Whistling a tune, Rahl casually picks up the fallen post, and saunters off.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    But trips on a banana peel thrown by Shentino, as he buzzes by in a fancy go-kart. He picks up the last post, and to add insult to injury hurls a red shell at the next guy to go after him.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    As he is hurling the shell, Confessor grabs a star and speeds past Shentino, bombing him and his recently shelled companion in the process, grabbing the post, and taking shelter in nearby Vault 207.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited July 2010
    The vault is pried open by a blue psychic aura. Strawbery comes in flying on the back of a mighty Lugia. The last post is then psychically taken out of Rahl's hands and into hers.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Only to be immediately swiped by the smallest and bestest thief in the world, bain de nick, whom immediately hides in the molecular level with the last post hidden away in an atom.
    http://melodysheep.bandcamp.com/track/be-water-my-friend-bruce-lee (Youtube video been taken down soooo)
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  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Unfortunately for bain de nick, Confessor has been working hard to split the atom with his bare hands without the devastating consequences, and the energy released redirects the post into his possession, sending bain into a currently unmapped void.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited July 2010
    Still on the Lugia's back, Strawberry jumps off, landing on Rahl and knocking him unconcious. She easily takes the post from his hand and dashes off with it.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Using his hyper psychic abilities, Confessor calls his old friend Sonic, and hitches a ride with him, soon easily overtaking Straws. Knuckles arrives at precisely the same moment, double punching Straws and Confessor, laughs in Sonic's face, and glides off with the post. With a common goal, Straws and Confessor begin their pursuit.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    While Shentino, being the SQL wizard of all time, injects a query into the server to give himself ownership over the last post...and as a side effect banning ConfessorRahl for 4 hours.

    Satisfied, he flits off into the sunset to devour his catch.
  • maryadaviesmaryadavies She Shoots For The Stars Somewhere east of Atlanta, GAModerators
    edited July 2010
    ...While maryadavies turns into her FFXI chara in summoner guise and sends Fenrir to bite shentino, then makes off with the last post. ^^
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  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Not to be outdone, Shentino crams a wad of belladonna blossoms down Fenrir's throat, choking him with anti-lycanthropy herbs, while he tracks mary down and hacks her account, making off with the last post while leaving her gil in the hands of a no-good banker. Oooh he's evil.
  • SorenSoren ..not a pony.. Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Yup. He's evil. But at this point, she's phoenix downed fenrir. Who was pissed lemme tell ya. He comes after shentino, biting him and she totally takes the last post, like the ninja that she is. Finds a good hiding spot, and puts up some others as defenders. Yup. Gonna take it from her cold dead hands. Or till she finally falls asleep. Whichever comes first.
    Driving FB bonkers for years. Paw's Wife.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Rahl uses his necromancy skills and summons up an army of undead pirates, which are more powerful than regular pirates, which in themselves are better than ninjas. They break through their defenses, steal the post for Rahl, while he simultaniously puts up a permanent firewall around his account so Shentino cannot hack it ever again!
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • shentinoshentino Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Shentino simply creates a new last post and runs off with it, confusing everyone enough that everyone forgets it, while shen steals the REAL last post and runs off with it.
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited July 2010
    Strawberry snaps out of confusion earlier than the others, seeing Shentino run off with the post. She quickly aims a Rafoie Tech at him, engulfing him in a huge exploding fireball. She quickly recovers the post from him and dashes off.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

  • StormofSwordsStormofSwords Crazed Bullet Miser Full Members
    edited July 2010
    ....But Strawberry blunders into a patch of poisonous bushes, perishes, and is sent to the underworld just as StormofSwords happens to saunter by and grab it, using his Nul-Poison passive ability.
    Madness is a complete statement. Saying more would be pointless.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Snapping out of his dazed state, Rahl uses his trust SCAN ability to locate Storm. He then casts upon Storm a particularly virulent paralysis, buries him to the neck near the ocean, grabs the post, kicks sand in his face and saunters off victorious.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited July 2010
    Strawberry ascends from the depths of Hades, being chased by Cerberus. She confuses the hellhound, making it chase after Rahl rather than herself. He drops the post after letting out a loud yelp. Strawberry hurriedly picks it up, and flies away on her Lugia's back.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    ***This is officially my favorite game on here***

    Getting over his momentary (and unnecessary) shock, Rahl uppercuts Cerberus into the air, leaps after him, hurls him with such force that he crashes back to Hades, landing on and killing his master in the process. Rahl lands deftly on Lugia and ascends the creature's body, briefly grappling with Strawberry before hurling his foe from the precipice into the void. With Lugia firmly under his control, post in hand, Rahl enjoys the coming sunset, victorious.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • NimNim _ Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Only to be greeted by Nim, the insane and very cute Moogle. Nim lures Rahl to hug him. While they hug, Nim proceeds to punch Rahl in the kidney, takes the holy post from Rahl and runs away to hide in Bahamut's den.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Since Bahamut is clearly no match for Lugia, Rahl stiffens up, flys to Bahamuts lair, blasts blindly into the den with all he's got, and smiles when the post clatters to the ground at the mouth of the cave. He scoops it up, pats Lugia, and leaves the now deafeningly silent cave, post in hand.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • NimNim _ Full Members
    edited July 2010
    Not knowing that Nim is stalking him from a safe distance, Rahl happily takes a nap. Nim sneaks up to Rahl, now in a really bad mood, beacuse Nim wants his precious post so badly. Looking at his helpless enemy, Nim wonders what to do with him. He then gets a great idea: I'll strangle him in his sleep!
    Proceeding with his plan, Nim takes out his special rope, but Rahl wakes up, in panic, Nim pushes Rahl of the cliff and runs away with the post. Another victory for the insane, but very cute killer. Kupo!
  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited August 2010
    Strawberry goes up to her traitor Lugia and berates her for several minutes before returning her to her Pokeball. Strawberry then notices that Nim is standing right near her, giving her a bemused look, no doubt finding it odd that a giant power psychic bird would stand down to a human like that. She takes that brief moment to freeze Nim in a block of ice using a Gibarta tech, leaving the post exposed. She takes it and once again dashes off with it.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

  • NimNim _ Full Members
    edited August 2010
    For centuries in a frozen state Nim wakes from his coma to avenge the wrongs committed against him. The first thing he does is take out his anger on a couple of innocent baby seals standing in his way. Covered with blood, he seeks his real victim, Strawberry. After a long search he finds her at last. He becomes furious and runs towards her with a baseball bat in hand, and beats her in the kneecaps, does a victory dance and runs away, with tears of joy.

    (Yes, I'm crazy :) )
  • bain_nickbain_nick Be Water my friend Full Members
    edited August 2010
    So it came to be, that the mighty newbie muncher, the God Bainick watched on from his throne, as the peons above him toiled ever poorly in their claims of posting last. It seemed wasteful, if the god could be bothered to think about the issue too deeply, for it was but a post, and all he must do is outlive them all, an easy task for his immortal state. But could his emotionless state be bothered to move against these non newbie rabble. Their posts were non-sensical at best, and they made rampert disregards to anti god modding that had plagued RP's on many a site (mainly Gamefaqs). He barely moved a finger, and thus his post was recorded, to be the first o many in his boredom to play the foolish fools whom fooled around foolishly with their foolish fates.
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  • Strawberry EggsStrawberry Eggs Wannabe Mistborn Lucario Administrators
    edited August 2010
    Rolling her eyes at the god, Strawberry starts taunting him by sticking her tongue at him and saying rude, childish things. He doesn't budge from his throne. She continues with the taunting, and even contemplates summoning another deity to this realm, but then realized there was no need. She walks away from Bainick's throne, and he likely assumes she grew bored of trying to get him riled. In truth, she had obtained the last post quite easily, and walked away with a smirk.
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

    Twitter: BerryEggs

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