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Now you too can smell like Sephiroth!

ClixClix ListmasterFull Members
edited October 2010 in Square Enix
...I'm not really sure what to think about this, beyond the obvious ludicrous nature of such a product.


http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-3m-49-en-70-3uu2.html

EDIT: If you are feeling a bit more heroic, there's also a Cloud and Lightning version available... Oh boy.
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Comments

  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited August 2010
    I notice that this product is out of stock. Therefore it *must* be awesome. My logic is unassailable (i.e. totally absent)!
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • AurianAurian Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Is it just me or is there something amusing about the Cloud and Sephiroth scents being "fruity"?
    If you want something more sensual, try Sephiroth's candle. Fill the room with the darker, more full bodied musky scent. The black candle is cool to look at and set off the silvery feather printed on the side of the glass. Wrap yourself in the strong wings of the fallen angel and feel his danger.

    Oh dear...
  • TGBarighmTGBarighm Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    I always imagined Cloud as reeking of bad BO and garage oils because...you know, he fights so much and appears to enjoy motorcycles.
  • Adriaan den OudenAdriaan den Ouden Δ Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground RPGamer Staff
    edited August 2010
    Do they sell Cait Sith scented cat litter?

    How about Red XIII perfumed dog shampoo?
    Maybe I'll log out and check my e-mail or something...
  • NergalNergal The Don Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Malboro cigarettes?

    Tonberry jam?

    The possibilities are endless!
  • LordBlahLordBlah Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Nergal wrote: »
    Malboro cigarettes?

    Tonberry jam?

    The possibilities are endless!

    I see what you did there.
    Don't come too close, I bite.
  • Fowl_SorcerousFowl_Sorcerous Dread News Editor RPGamer Staff
    edited August 2010
    I can't tell which is goofier; this or the iron man cologne.
  • ACPACP A Crustacean in a Pot Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Iron Man Cologne? Why am I only just now hearing about this? *runs off to buy some*
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    - Mark Twain
  • MasterChiefMasterChief I didn't learn anything! Full Members
    edited August 2010
    That's the most ridiculous thing I've seen since Potion.

    Seriously, sometimes product tie-ins scare the hell out of me. And that's not just Japan, either.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "What the f--- is a Shakespeare?"
    -Rico Valasquez, showing off why no one likes him.
  • Cassandra RamosCassandra Ramos Eternal Kyoshi Administrators
    edited August 2010
    At least the Potion makes more sense than...this. O_o
    Bravely second...
    The courage to try again...

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  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Ludicrous?!! I am sure you meant to say the obviously amazing nature of the procuct. Coolest thing i've ever seen.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Dice.Dice. Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Proving how FINAL FANTASY is a pure cash cow... it's almost sad. It better smell damn awesome, it's pretty expensive (not even counting S&H from play asia.. x_X )
    Que Sera Sera
  • HyphyKezzyHyphyKezzy The Best Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Aurian wrote: »
    Is it just me or is there something amusing about the Cloud and Sephiroth scents being "fruity"?

    Oh dear...
    It was the androgyny that caught my eye.
    Perfect for both men and women, the Sephiroth Eau de Toilette is here for you to prepare for your crazy day.
    :cry:
    Reads street English and speaks in collegiate - Ras Kass
  • FrozenbabylonFrozenbabylon POW! Full Members
    edited August 2010
    So you can smell like homoerotic?

    Huh.
  • Anna Marie PrivitereAnna Marie Privitere Purr RPGamer Staff
    edited August 2010
    Look at your man, now back at Cloud
    Now back at your man, now back at Sephiroth.
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Can your man look like Sephiroth? No. Can he smell like Sephiroth? Yes!
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • HylanHylan Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Is it just me, or is a Sephiroth inspired fragrance vomit inducing?
  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Hylan wrote: »
    Is it just me, or is a Sephiroth inspired fragrance vomit inducing?

    It's just you.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
  • Luna RoseLuna Rose New Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    I think smelling like Sephiroth will, make ya feel like a 7 ft winged villan. *giggles then bursts out laughing*
  • lithoroselithorose Fire! Fire! Meiuuu! Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Just so long as you don't go on a planetary binge of destruction...
  • ClixClix Listmaster Full Members
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, please keep all destructive binges to a single region.
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  • The SpartanThe Spartan New Member Full Members
    edited August 2010
    I am such a fanboy, I could see myself totally buying FFVII scents.
    o.v.g
  • SavorienSavorien Member Full Members
    edited October 2010
    So... they finally managed to bottle androgynous.
    Vanillaware’s 2D is, once again, shaming their competitor’s 3D. It’s like, what are you even doing with your extra D, jerks? Maybe we should hold that extra D in reserve for you, like a trust, until you are ready. - Tycho, Penny Arcade
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