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  • PersonThingPersonThing Member Full Members
    edited October 2005
    There'd be a lot of auctions on ebay of hooks found on cars.

    What if you had the choice between having sex with the person of your dreams or dying to save humanity from extinction?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Eh, humanity has to die off at some point

    What if coke was bought out by pepsi?
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  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    The world would go on pretty much unchanged. Except it would taste a bit worse.

    What if baseball metaphors killed those who used them?
  • PersonThingPersonThing Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    There'd be a lot less businesspeople stepping up to the plate and hitting one out of the park.

    What if you stuck two pieces of candy corn in your mouth like fangs and actually became a vampire?
  • NwashNwash Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Well, I'm already nocturnal, so that wouldn't change. Still, I don't even like drinking tomato juice, much less blood, so I'd probably die of starvation.

    What if you held the universe in the palm of your hand?
  • carbonbasedlifeform2000carbonbasedlifeform2000 Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    the antimatter would react with the matter of my hand and a catastrophic explosion would happen destryoing all of known existence and creating a new metaverse due to interdimensional fallout. The resulting omniverse would be held in the palm of the hand of someone much larger than i was

    what if my inane theoretical physics ramblings actually reflected the reality of the workings of existence?
  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    The universe would be obliterated as soon as Universe-Holding Guy had to blow his nose.

    What if you were given a baby Zombie to take care of?
  • AdremmelechAdremmelech The Original Playa... Full Members
    edited November 2005
    You would wake up in an insane asylum repeating the phrase, "My hand is my girlfriend. My hand is my girlfriend."

    What if you lived in the Bizzaro universe?

    (damn you cactus head!)



  • carbonbasedlifeform2000carbonbasedlifeform2000 Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    i would feed it baby brains and call it "Aberzombie The Moo"

    answer # 2: Superman would beat the hell out of me for being his weird gray doppleganger

    what if 3 people all answered the same question and asked questions of their own which went unanswered?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Nothing considering Nwash said "I got it!" and the universe fell out of his hand to catch a nerf ball. Way to destroy the universe Nwash. lol

    What if people actually laughed at that joke?
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  • NwashNwash Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Um, yeah, sorry about that. I've always been a butterfingers. I'm saving up to buy a new universe, though. smile.gif

    Um, anyway, if people actually laughed at that joke...well, as goofy as I am, I did laugh a little...thus, things would be much the same.

    So, um, what if the universe was destroyed and I had to buy a new one? Could I get it on ebay?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    That's two questions, no answer for you!

    What if Darth Vader said YEEEEEEEEEES!
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  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    In that case, I doubt that scene would have taken place on an operation table, if you get my drift.

    What if I transmuted my boss into an acacia tree and sicced the giraffes on him?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    You would become known as the tree alchemist before you were captured and executed for using the philosopher's stone for human transmutation.

    What if someone caught the obvious reference of my answer?
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  • Daemon SadiDaemon Sadi Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then you would probably be slapped.

    What if I bought a plane ticket, flew to your house, knocked on your door, slapped you and then proceeded home?
  • carbonbasedlifeform2000carbonbasedlifeform2000 Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    i would curl up in the fetal position and keep crying "why doesn't anyone like me"

    what if marvel hadn't started making what if comics again?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    I would chase you down, and slap you with a box containing all the Full Metal Alchemist DVDs and the two games for being slightly quicker then I.

    What if 70 lbs swords were manditory school supplies?



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  • Gouden DraakGouden Draak Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    #1 - then the comic world wouldn`t have come down in crashing flames. (Superman dies, we`re looking at you) smile6.png

    #2 - Then there would have been a heck of a lot fewer school bullies. smile22.png



    What if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was just some big movie stunt?
  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    ...You mean it isn't?

    What if Angelina Jolie's lips detached from her face and went on a mad rampage, Godzilla-style?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    They haven't? Oh wait, those were Keith Richards lips.

    What if Keith Richards and Angelina Jolie had some sort of unholy lip baby?
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  • carbonbasedlifeform2000carbonbasedlifeform2000 Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    then steven tyler would cry

    what if steven tyler were "cryin"?
  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    I'd punch him in the arm and tell him not to be a baby.

    What if everyone were required by law to wear a squid as headgear?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Calamari jokes and foul smells would permiate the air

    What if people everywhere watched Demolition Squid?
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  • carbonbasedlifeform2000carbonbasedlifeform2000 Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    then i would know what you're talking about.

    what if eating rocks were a necessity?
  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Ever hear of salt? (mineral Halite NaCl)

    What if there wasn't a culinary geologist on the forums?
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  • NwashNwash Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then I don't think there would be any in existence.

    What if this is all a dream and we're all sleeping?
  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then I hereby demand that whoever's dreaming it lay off the anchovy pizzas before bed.

    What if we all thought outside the box, made a team effort and prioritized the new paradigm?
  • NwashNwash Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then I wouldn't have to stab you for using all those buzzwords, because I'd have to stab you for using different ones.

    What if managers weren't so fascinated with these stupid little phrases and cliches?
  • Gouden DraakGouden Draak Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then we'd actually know what's going on in the damned 3-hour meetings. smile5.png


    What if you really could get money by walking outside and beating up some bees and flowers?
  • Cactuar JoeCactuar Joe Member Full Members
    edited November 2005
    Then I'd be walking around with a six-foot katana looking for some daffodils, and you can call me MISTER Joe, if you don't mind.

    What if people still used the phrase "Esquire" to describe un-attatched males?
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