You know you've played to much "__" when...

Dreydan

I know its been done in the past, but I didn't see a topic here so I thought I'd make one to see what ideas people can come up with.

You can add as many reponses for a singular game or series itself or being a gamer in general.

I'll start

"You know you've played played too many RPG's when.."

1. You let someone beat you up in hopes of reaching your limit break.
2. You walk outside and immediately grow to monstrous proportions, able to walk to another town in a matter of seconds.
3. Whenever you hear upbeat music you're ready to fight.
4. You hunt your neighbors pets, looking for gold pieces.
5. Any vehical that flies you now call an airship.
6. Whenever you see Jello, you attack it.
7. Other people don't care if you walk into their homes and take things.
8. If you get hurt you can sleep for three seconds and wake up uninjured.

Solon

Played too much? I do not comprehend.

Gouden Draak

^^^ when you quote a semi-obscure RPG character



- When you expect to wake up healed of all paper cuts, backaches, carpal and other office injuries.

- When you look around for a save point before a scary meeting.

- When you arrive at work in a bodysuit and wonder why you`re shivering (and getting weird looks).

Davis

When you walk up to everyone you see and ask them about that dude in a black cloak.

Five tons of Flax,
Davis

SupraDarky

When you realise that tasty hamburgers cannot be found in garbage cans.

Solon

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Hah, I was hoping for a reaction on that one. ^^

Max_Deltree

Just to go along Solon:

"My knee! I've just had an operation there, you idiot! Why did you do it?"

"I was waiting for an extra turn."

Dreydan

Not a bad idea. I'll make a topic just for you.

RM2KMaster

When you randomly enter people's houses and take all of their medicine.

Gouden Draak

And "medicine" can heal anything, even life-threatening wounds!

Aquila Hawk

"Has anyone thought about the dying people that might be allergic to Pheonix feathers!?"

carbonbasedlifeform2000

you acquire an allergy to phoenix feathers only when the other 3 people who are with you die too

Dreydan

People pace around aimlessly, constantly saying the same thing.

carbonbasedlifeform2000

you take magic pills to permanently increase your intelligence, luck, charisma, strength, speed, wisdom and dexterity

Aquila Hawk

You collect soldier figures in order to get a useless bracelet.

Mops, work gloves, and megaphones are powerful weapons.

You try to win battles by basing your attacks on randomly determined card draws.

The good old days involved the world being flat, as well as everything else, and they all looked pixelly.

Gouden Draak

If you go far enough north, you`ll end up at the South Pole!

Facelessman

I guess I'll be the first to stop with the "RPG" and fill in the blank....(Don't worry, I'll do an RPG one, too)

You know you've played to much "Zelda" when:

You're walking down the street when suddenly, a big, mean-looking man jumps out in front of you and demands that you give him all of your money. ?You instinctively reach for your sword, but you realize you left the master sword at home. ?You look around for anything you can use as a weapon! ?The man looks at you, puzzled, as you throw a walnut at his feet. ?The man charges at you, but you use Din's Fire! Or, you tried to, but it didn't work.(That's the fourth time this week!) ?As you lay on the ground in pain and with no money, you regret not stopping by the fairy fountain on the way home....

Now for some RPG ones:

You've played too many RPG's when:

You store elixers in grandfather clocks.

You think it's normal when you're best friend's brother ?says "Welcome to (insert town name)!" all day.

Tigron111

You know you've played too many RPGs when you start replying to people's questions with yes, no, or '...'

Dracos

...

Vigivalgus

You know you've played too many RPGs when, at the staff Christmas party, you bust out some of this.

Gouden Draak

*lol* cute.

You know you`ve played too much RPGs when you wonder what element you are.




EDIT - I can picture Davis seeing this and saying "I`m a beer elemental!!!"

White Mage

1.Youve played rpgs too much when You see a scary man and look for a pause button

2.You get cut and try to cast cure

3.You look for an inn costantly

4.Try to steal gil

5.Your eyes fall out

Raquel

You know you've played too many rpgs when.......
1. You name your first born child after your favorite character regardless of gender.
2. You steal marbles from little kids to bring your town back to glory.
3. You go to a Civil War reenactment and you ask the soldiers how the battle against the Metal Demons is going.
4. You have found an antique gunblade at a gunshow and contemplated buying it (that one really happened to me).
5. ?You paint the tri-force on your roommates hand to make her think she has become Link.
6. You cried at dinner because Mom got KFC (and you know it really stands for Kefka Fried Chocobo).

Gouden Draak

..... you want to name your next dog "Auron" (true)

guns an blades

you know you play too much rpgs when you try and get into a random battle

Aquila Hawk

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You know you`ve played too much RPGs when you wonder what element you are.




EDIT - I can picture Davis seeing this and saying "I`m a beer elemental!!!" [/QUOTE]
Hey, I already figured that I am a lightning elemental. Ok, by traditional Greek elementals, I am a fire elemental, being a sagitarian. However, Aquila is associated with Sagitarius, Jupiter is my ruling star, and lightning is a kind of sky fire so, I'm a lightning elemental.

You know you've played too many RPGs when you get into fights and treat it like a turn based battle.

Gouden Draak

"Hey! He went twice! No fair!"


As a Leo, I'm supposed to be fire, but I don't feel very firey. I think water is more me somehow, although I can't really express why I relate to it more.

Gouden Draak

You're out in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of a forest in a mountain, miles from civilization and you look around for an item shop.


(Then again, its not too impossible. Those darn Starbucks are everywhere )

Aquila Hawk

Starbucks doesn't count as an item shop. Walmart does though, and as an armor shop, and weapon shop, and magic shop, and misc. item shop, and ultimate trying-to-take-over-the-world villian.

guns an blades

you know you've been playing too much rpgs when you get stabed and your still alive but yet you go home and say "O I'm kinda tired I think I'll take a nap" then BAM next morning your not dead and theres no wounds.Hmmmm its kinda like immortality only you can die but you can fully replenish your health. now what the hell is this crazy world coming to with rpgs brainwashing people with them having no life and their 90210!!

starblade

When you wonder how many TP/SP points would be consumed if you performed a U-turn.

When you constantly use punch hoping to get the next move.

When you cringe when you here the world Demi because you know it'll take more than half your life. (please don't say Demi Moore!!