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You know you've played to much "__" when...
I know its been done in the past, but I didn't see a topic here so I thought I'd make one to see what ideas people can come up with.
You can add as many reponses for a singular game or series itself or being a gamer in general.
I'll start
"You know you've played played too many RPG's when.."
1. You let someone beat you up in hopes of reaching your limit break.
2. You walk outside and immediately grow to monstrous proportions, able to walk to another town in a matter of seconds.
3. Whenever you hear upbeat music you're ready to fight.
4. You hunt your neighbors pets, looking for gold pieces.
5. Any vehical that flies you now call an airship.
6. Whenever you see Jello, you attack it.
7. Other people don't care if you walk into their homes and take things.
8. If you get hurt you can sleep for three seconds and wake up uninjured.
Comments
- When you expect to wake up healed of all paper cuts, backaches, carpal and other office injuries.
- When you look around for a save point before a scary meeting.
- When you arrive at work in a bodysuit and wonder why you`re shivering (and getting weird looks).
Five tons of Flax,
Davis
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E</td><td class="QUOTE"^^^ when you quote a semi-obscure RPG character
Hah, I was hoping for a reaction on that one. ^^
"My knee! I've just had an operation there, you idiot! Why did you do it?"
"I was waiting for an extra turn."
AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
Mops, work gloves, and megaphones are powerful weapons.
You try to win battles by basing your attacks on randomly determined card draws.
The good old days involved the world being flat, as well as everything else, and they all looked pixelly.
AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
You know you've played to much "Zelda" when:
You're walking down the street when suddenly, a big, mean-looking man jumps out in front of you and demands that you give him all of your money. ?You instinctively reach for your sword, but you realize you left the master sword at home. ?You look around for anything you can use as a weapon! ?The man looks at you, puzzled, as you throw a walnut at his feet. ?The man charges at you, but you use Din's Fire! Or, you tried to, but it didn't work.(That's the fourth time this week!) ?As you lay on the ground in pain and with no money, you regret not stopping by the fairy fountain on the way home....
Now for some RPG ones:
You've played too many RPG's when:
You store elixers in grandfather clocks.
You think it's normal when you're best friend's brother ?says "Welcome to (insert town name)!" all day.
You know you`ve played too much RPGs when you wonder what element you are.
EDIT - I can picture Davis seeing this and saying "I`m a beer elemental!!!"
2.You get cut and try to cast cure
3.You look for an inn costantly
4.Try to steal gil
5.Your eyes fall out
1. You name your first born child after your favorite character regardless of gender.
2. You steal marbles from little kids to bring your town back to glory.
3. You go to a Civil War reenactment and you ask the soldiers how the battle against the Metal Demons is going.
4. You have found an antique gunblade at a gunshow and contemplated buying it (that one really happened to me).
5. ?You paint the tri-force on your roommates hand to make her think she has become Link.
6. You cried at dinner because Mom got KFC (and you know it really stands for Kefka Fried Chocobo).
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You know you`ve played too much RPGs when you wonder what element you are.
EDIT - I can picture Davis seeing this and saying "I`m a beer elemental!!!"
Hey, I already figured that I am a lightning elemental. Ok, by traditional Greek elementals, I am a fire elemental, being a sagitarian. However, Aquila is associated with Sagitarius, Jupiter is my ruling star, and lightning is a kind of sky fire so, I'm a lightning elemental.
You know you've played too many RPGs when you get into fights and treat it like a turn based battle.
AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
As a Leo, I'm supposed to be fire, but I don't feel very firey. I think water is more me somehow, although I can't really express why I relate to it more.
(Then again, its not too impossible. Those darn Starbucks are everywhere
AquilaHawk on Battle.Net: Currently playing Starcraft II
When you constantly use punch hoping to get the next move.
When you cringe when you here the world Demi because you know it'll take more than half your life. (please don't say Demi Moore!!