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FarCry movie trailer

MasterChiefMasterChief I didn't learn anything!Full Members
edited March 2008 in Entertainment
Uwe Boll's latest B-movie masterpiece now has a trailer.

There's going to be crying all right.
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"What the f--- is a Shakespeare?"
-Rico Valasquez, showing off why no one likes him.

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  • TheDoomhammerTheDoomhammer Prod with the Prod Full Members
    edited March 2008
    One day the planets will align and he will accidentally make a good film.



  • Aquila HawkAquila Hawk O_o Full Members
    edited March 2008
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    (The Doomhammer @ Mar. 11 2008,02:44)</div><div class="QUOTEHEAD">QUOTE</div><div class="QUOTE">One day the planets will align and he will accidentally make a good film.</div>
    Or killed by a freak accident when he actually plays a game, takes notes on how the storyline ACTUALLY progresses, then gets a fatal paper cut. Until then, we have him ruining stories, such as Mario Bros. Seriously, what the hell was he even thinking? First of all, it was crap. Second, it was crap. Third, really, do I have to say it? There is no other way to put it.

    Oh, speaking of which, did you hear that the Halo movie was back on? Oh, and guess who's directing. Uwe Boll! Ok, so none of that is true, but could you imagine the collective groan of pain that would arise from such news? laugh.gif

    GAH! They used Weapons of Mass Distortion on that mass of flying monkey crap! But it looks like what it is, a mindless action game based of a moderately well selling game. But wasn't the guy from FarCry actually on vacation when he stumbled on the plot of the game? laugh.gif



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  • TranticeTrantice Member Full Members
    edited March 2008
    Maybe my memory doesn't serve me well, or maybe it was a different far cry that I played, but aside from the boats and the jungle locale, I don't really see anything remotely that reminds me of the game.
  • MasterChiefMasterChief I didn't learn anything! Full Members
    edited March 2008
    The guy has that silly Hawaiian shirt at the beginning.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "What the f--- is a Shakespeare?"
    -Rico Valasquez, showing off why no one likes him.
  • ShadowcatShadowcat Member Full Members
    edited March 2008
    oh no! another bad videogame movie!
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  • Confessor RahlConfessor Rahl Member Full Members
    edited March 2008
    Terrible... you know... the funny thing is, this one actually looks like it might be... a bad movie. Not a horrendous, disgusting piece of steaming fecese. It might be good enough to be really bad.
    "Back when FF9 was coming out. People were rejoicing because it was actually a fantasy game and not a sci-fi game like 7 and 8. It's hilarious in modern context, with everyone wanking themselves to dehydration at the thought of a FF7 remake."
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