The Greater and More Wonderful Newbie Thread

Martyr

So, seeing as how the old newbie thread is almost 3 years old, and it's a psychological fact that people tend to ignore things that don't change much in appearance in 3 years, I thought it would be good to start anew.

So newcomers, welcome =) Introduce yourselves here, and ask any questions you may have to the oldbies here =)

Dracos

Hi, I'm pirateman. I think this place will be superhappyfuncool.

Dracos
Does opening parody.

Adremmelech

Hi newbies! Welcome to the oven. Glad to eat you!

Gouden Draak

I`m sorry, but dancing black mages aren`t really that scary.

Adremmelech

Wait till you see what is under my cloak.

Gouden Draak

One pixel?

Adremmelech

That hurt babe. You left out the word 'Giga'.

Gouden Draak

Max_Deltree

*Stands up.

Hi. My nickname is Max Deltree, and I'm and RPGholic.

Happy Hobo

Hi Max!

*ahem* My name is Hobo, and I'm a Maxoholic.

Silentwolf

Hi everyone. I'm like, the dude, who does the stuff, and things.

You'll know me as the dude, who does the stuff, and things. Or Silentwolf.

Or Mistress.

Adremmelech

Dont trust him! He sniffs CRACK!!

keele864

Hello,

I'm Keele and I feel I'm feeling deja vu all over again in this topic... I wonder why.

I read too many books and don't play enough RPG's (college does that to you).

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And eats people... Don't let your guard down.

Silentwolf

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Only your crack... There's no crack better than your crack.

The eating people thing was, like, SO last newbie thread.

Really

Gouden Draak

So now you're gonna sniff instead of snack?

Silentwolf

It's a gradual progression brought on by the shock of a new thread

MeoTwister5

Will most likely give out free samples of his "inventions" to newbies.

Seek Hobo for your questions.

Del

Hiya. I'm Del, sometimes known as Delsaber. I stole my name from Phantasy Star Online for reasons unknown. I'm not really a funky homosapien, but I can learn.

Phantasy Star (especially the fourth) and Suikoden (especially the second) are my two largest RPG passions. I'm also rather fond of the Xenosaga games (but not so much Gears), a few of the Final Fantasies, anything in the SMT series or Persona offshoots which has the benefit of an English translation, and a few North American RPGs such as KotOR and Fallout.

I'm also a huge sci-fi/fantasy geek, but if you could see me now I'm sure the Serenity bandana would give that away.

Happy Hobo

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Rest assured, each one of Meo's products are personally tested by Max Deltree and myself.

And hello there Del, welcome to the forums. If you're taking requests, I love your song "Pissin' on Your Steps."

Adremmelech

Hobo sings, eh? I recommend 'Feelin on your booty' by R Kelly and 'Strong Bad Sings - You Got An Ugly And Stupid Butt'.

maryadavies

Welcome to the boards, Del! Kick back, relax and make yourself right at home. Oh, and check out the newbie guide in my sig if you got questions about the board ^^

Dreydan

I've been a ?fan of RPGamer for nearly 10 years now I think (long before The Day of Lavos. It was cool to see the page burnt to a crisp back then). Only recently have I joined the forums. Nice to meet everyone.

Silentwolf

Heya Dreydan. I'm going to attempt to try a normal welcome in the form of...

Ah forget it. GET IN MA BELLY.

Dreydan

My what big teeth you have.

Aquila Hawk

Dreydan, that has to be one of the best responses I have seen to SilentWolf's antics ever. Welcome to the boards.

maryadavies

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Yes, that's the best responce to Silentwolf's newbie chompin' yet ^^ (Ok, Wolfie, you don't get a broom whapping on the nose this time.)

Welcome to the boards, Dreydan ^^ Kick back, relax, and make yourself right at home. Oh, and check out the Newbie Guide in my sig if you got questions about the board. It's got the answers ^^

keele864

Kudos and welcome to Dreydan.

And Silentwolf... I thought you had repented. I guess some things never change.

Dreydan

Thanks a lot. I guess later is better than never.

Aquila Hawk

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And Silentwolf... I thought you had repented. I guess some things never change.[/QUOTE]
You can never take the preditor out of a wolf, less you will it to die.

Dreydan

Thats ok, I might need a talking wolf when I take over the world.

Aquila Hawk

Been there, done that, got the mug, left it for the religious nuts of the Republican Party. (if anyone can name where that last part comes from, you are a royal fan)